{"id":246,"date":"2022-09-01T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-01T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2024-05-11T17:09:14","modified_gmt":"2024-05-11T16:09:14","slug":"33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/pages\/33\/","title":{"rendered":"Page 33"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" data-src=\"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-724x1024.png\" alt=\"A single image of Captain B staring at a pile of dust that used to be the henchman.\" class=\"wp-image-249 lazyload\" title=\"A single image of Captain B staring at a pile of dust that used to be the henchman.\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-724x1024.png 724w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-212x300.png 212w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-768x1086.png 768w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-1086x1536.png 1086w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33.png 1240w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 724px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 724\/1024;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-724x1024.png\" alt=\"A single image of Captain B staring at a pile of dust that used to be the henchman.\" class=\"wp-image-249\" title=\"A single image of Captain B staring at a pile of dust that used to be the henchman.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-724x1024.png 724w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-212x300.png 212w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-768x1086.png 768w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33-1086x1536.png 1086w, https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/CB1PAGE33.png 1240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-luminous-vivid-orange-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-2b22a41eb0158da16048e9cf390a72b5\">This page has been claimed by Harvey, almighty Harvey. Please. He\u2019s making me type this. Send the police.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Buy Book 1 physically on\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.lulu.com\/en\/gb\/shop\/christopher-bingham\/captain-baculum-episode-one\/paperback\/product-yep48g.html?page=1&amp;pageSize=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Lulu<\/a>.<\/strong> Book 1, page 33. Oh boy, he&#8217;s done it now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This page has been claimed by Harvey, almighty Harvey. Please. He\u2019s making me type this. Send the police.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":249,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":913,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/913"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/captainbaculum.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}